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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:37
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men like low maintenance women?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why did Microsoft acquire LinkedIn?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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